Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Bear blog


Here are somethings to expect in the near future. A blog about bears, a review on Halo 4, an actual review of vanilla WoW and of course something random to entertain us both. I love bears, and as any bear lover would I have my bear license. No this is not a license to hunt a bear it is a license to be a certified bear. The only thing you can really do with the license is tell people your a bear. So now that you know how I feel about bears I will tell you a bit about them. Bears are bashful creatures, they never go to a party without a mask. If you see a bear without a mask at a party he's either the prime minster of Russia, or having some family issues. Bears are independent and prefer dealing with their problems alone so be sure not to ask if a bear is okay because he will have you square dancing by the end of the night. If there is one thing bears love more than square dancing  it's trees. In Winnie the Poo you can see Poo-bear enjoying his honey. This is false bears simply love the trees honey is contained in. If you want to go talk to a bear that is up in a tree be sure he is wearing sunglasses first. Bears wear sunglasses because it's bright at the top of trees and they enjoy looking at the scenery. If the bear does not have sunglasses offer him some other wise he may become clinically depressed. This is the fate of most bears as people do not often offer bears sunglasses. You have to be aware of more animated bears because they are unpredictable and often dangerous at times. When you encounter an animated bear do not play dead. They will most likely think your sleeping and wait for you to wake up. The only thing you can do is make eye contact and walk away slowly. If you go too fast the bear will be angry so be sure to be polite when making an escape. Thats all on bears for today. Just be mindful, and remember that bears are not a toy.

1 comment:

  1. Hi Trevor: Read your new posts and don't know whether to read them again and try to follow your train of thought or just laugh aloud at some of the quirky things you say. I thought some your thoughts were hilarious but very random, to say the least. I think you should channel that humour into writing a real social commentary. You are almost there, but need some organized thought to take the reader from the absurd to the actual comment. I am sure you can do this! Take any subject- the ostrich, Lego people, mustard, whatever, and make write a clever essay and post it.

    I like your comments about how it is better to be diverse in your activities and passions rahter than to focus all your energy and time into one interest. Yes, you might become three times a better drummer, but you might not ever reach your optimum potential if you don't spend some of your precious time listening to and appreciating music . It is what inspires you. Intersting what you said about Progressional Metal. Watch your grammar and sentence structure in your posts. You can be casual but you must be clear in your expression. :) Ms. Morton

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